Things I Heard this Week (That I Wish I Hadn't)

"I missed the toilet."

"My sock is wet, I stepped in pee!"

"SORRY!"

"Where did you throw up?" "I don't know, just feel around."

"Mom, can you clog the toilet?"

"I can't get the bathroom door unlocked, HELP!"

"Mom, the bidet is leaking."

So much for no potty talk!