Not My Mommy 4!

My Mommy did not put her cell phone in the same stroller pocket with the water bottles on our morning hike, not MY Mommy!

My Mommy's cellphone is not currently sitting in a bag of rice drying out for my Mommy, not MY Mommy!

My Mommy did not spend part of her day hosing down a pee soaked rug and hanging it out to dry, not MY Mommy!

My Mommy did not forget one child's eyedrops dose and decide, "oh well, three doses a day, four doses a day, same difference, " not MY Mommy!

My Mommy did not put her littlest angel to bed with two bruises in almost the exact same spot on her forehead due to accidents today, not MY Mommy!

My Mommy did not stay up late planning school lessons for the month when she had all summer to get ready, not MY Mommy!

My Mommy did not look at her sons shoes and notice great big holes and realize she forgot to buy one of her children new shoes for a new school year, not MY Mommy!

My Mommy didn't just stick a piece of pizza in her daughter's lunchbox for tomorrow instead of a healthy lunch, not MY Mommy!

My Mommy is not feeling sentimental about her children starting 7th, 5th, and 3rd grades tomorrow or her baby quickly approaching 1, not MY Mommy!

Not My Mommy 3!

My Mommy did not hear the words "I missed the potty," only to throw a towel over it and leave it until after church, not MY Mommy.

My Mommy did not say to Daddy, "I'd advise just stepping on the towel" when he wanted to pick up the towel on the floor, not MY Mommy.

My Mommy did not accidentally hit the on button on the blender with all the smoothie fixings inside, but the lid still off, not MY Mommy.

My Mommy did not watch as one of her children knocked her water bottle off the counter, breaking it, with the end of the mop as they "helped" clean up the smoothie mess, not MY Mommy.

My Mommy did not yell at two of her children who were sword fighting with the dust mop in the kitchen around the smoothie mess, not MY Mommy.

My Mommy did not forget to change a diaper (again!) until it leaked on a sibling, not MY Mommy.

My Mommy did not say, "oh good, it only leaked on you, not on the couch," not MY Mommy.

But, MY Mommy did notice Melody's first tooth had cut through and commenced a "first tooth celebration" with everyone, now that was MY Mommy.

Not My Mommy 2!

My Mommy did not go back to bed at 8:30am, not MY Mommy.

My Mommy did not forget how many days it has been since we've had a bath, not MY Mommy.

My Mommy did not decide between baths and sanity today, not MY Mommy.

My Mommy did not get up from her morning nap, only to feed us lunch and take an afternoon nap with us as well, not MY Mommy.

My Mommy did not give herself a time out today, not MY Mommy.

My Mommy did not do schoolwork with us on Saturday because we were behind, not MY Mommy.

My Mommy did not rent movies from Redbox and say they were for us when they really were for her, not MY Mommy.

My Mommy did not receive a lap-full of baby barf and seriously consider just letting it air dry, not MY Mommy.

My Mommy did not go to bed with a sinkful of dirty dishes, not MY Mommy.

Someone else must have been at our house today, cause it was not MY Mommy.

Not My Mommy!

My Mommy did not forget to change my my diaper until I leaked on her as a reminder, not MY Mommy.

My Mommy did not run out of pj's for me as my laundry did not get done, not MY Mommy.

My Mommy did not yell at my brother and then tell everyone to "stop yelling," not MY Mommy.

My Mommy did not exercise this morning, only to offset it with lots of chocolate chip cookies, not MY Mommy.

My Mommy did not skip science and reading Robinson Crusoe to my siblings as she was too tired, not MY Mommy.

My Mommy did not let my brothers and sisters watch television instead, not MY Mommy.

My Mommy did not consider turning the clocks ahead so everyone would go to bed earlier, not MY Mommy.

Someone else must have been at our house today, cause it was not MY Mommy.