Not My Mommy!

My Mommy did not forget to change my my diaper until I leaked on her as a reminder, not MY Mommy.

My Mommy did not run out of pj's for me as my laundry did not get done, not MY Mommy.

My Mommy did not yell at my brother and then tell everyone to "stop yelling," not MY Mommy.

My Mommy did not exercise this morning, only to offset it with lots of chocolate chip cookies, not MY Mommy.

My Mommy did not skip science and reading Robinson Crusoe to my siblings as she was too tired, not MY Mommy.

My Mommy did not let my brothers and sisters watch television instead, not MY Mommy.

My Mommy did not consider turning the clocks ahead so everyone would go to bed earlier, not MY Mommy.

Someone else must have been at our house today, cause it was not MY Mommy.